sortingoutmypriorities:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower -  Trailer

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

iminlesbianswith-you:

Easy A - Olive Penderghast quotes

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phalcun16:

Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.

Can’t remember if I reblogged this. Even if I did, no regrets. :D

How can you not reblog this?

Best thing ever.

PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.

sunflowersinthebreeze:

jezebel-in-hell:

monsieurantichrist:

libbywho:

In Victorian times they invented a tea cup to prevent your moustache from getting wet.

I need one.

Because currently my moustache is unprotected.

Practice safe moustache, kids.

Sometimes I look at antiques and wonder why we took such a giant leap backward.  These are amazing.

VICTORIA VICTORIA VICTORIA! 

Want

Hey, I just met you

and this is crazy

but I’m not selling Thrun

so fuck off maybe. <3

tripthruthewires:

john green is perfect

Flawless execution on that last one.

We’re not a team…

here-is-safe:

thechickwiththehairandthefandoms:

aneba213:

Not sure if I’ve reblogged this yet or not, but ask me if I care.

I believe it is the first time.

That whole “Hey I just Met you” thing… GLaDOS style

brichibi:

GLaDOS:  Hello, human.  We have established a meeting just now 

GLaDOS:  I know, this may be seen as being quote, unquote, “crazy”

GLaDOS:  But over there you will fine a portal gun 

GLaDOS:  So go on and take part in a couple of tests, perhaps